my sad attempt at a mad rhyme

i don't mean
to be trite
'cause that's not
like me
petty is for betty's
with nothing better
to do
but you deserve
a medal for
your scandals
a big gold dish
in the form
of syphillus
that can remind
you everyday
of what you
threw away
cause you are
crowned the king
of all unflattering
and have lost
all your prospect
because of
your disrespect